Yes, 20 years of darksided indolence will blow you up like a big fucking squeaky balloon (even the skinny ones HA HA HA HA!), and yes, there are a whole bunch of other vintage weirdos out there sweating off those historic fun times just like I did (and still am). Who knew?
Although if you're werqing your thick shit to fucking NIN, you still suck, no matter what your BMI.
Enjoy this silly NYT piece.