 | "... And lo, it did come to pass that ye moon it hath turn'd to blood and verily yon wench dare'd not tempt thee with tales of cunning harlot's folderol and baubles of deceit..." I stole that last bit from Dracula, (I think it might have been trinkets of deceit, not baubles) but the rest is accurate; I didn't really feel it was right to post lipstick reviews during a lunar eclipse so I refrained for one whole week and now everybody pays! Because this week I'm probably going to pound you into the fucking ground with cunning harlot's folderol! LOL! (makes Hannibal Lecter fava bean sucking noise). Ah, film quotes- good enough for Euripides, good enough for me. |
Not everyone loves them but I find lipstick reviews a sort of strange, suspended happy place where neither time nor current events nor climate change can intrude; I get the same lulled, slothful, vaguely idiotic feeling from completing multiple-choice surveys and receiving competent, long-duration foot massages. Sometimes they're the only thing standing between me and a 72 hour psych hold and that is possibly only a slight-to-moderate exaggeration.
| As for baubles of deceit, we're finally posting details of the awesome vintage Dior parure we acquired a wee while back > and offering said parure for sale, so if you've got some investment chingy scorching a hole in your pocket you might want to check that out this week. Hens' teeth, peeps. Flippin gorgeous hens' teeth. Or maybe you're banging on the glass demanding that latest Day Monkey instalment you were promised some time ago; well, perhaps not demanding or even really wondering, but whatever- we have to redo a few pics, so maybe next week. |  |
Let's have some Madonna while the week sticks the tip in. If you don't love Into the Groove, you better go get your mind right somewhere else because I can't help you. The vid's a bit pixelated, but so is Madonna these days baddoomp chhhhh! Did I say that? How misogynistic! But it's not really, is it? I wonder if Madge ever regrets the facial fuckery. How can a 50-something Madonna be worse than what's looking back at her now?
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