The Lovely R and I recorded this tender gynophilic tribute for posterity during our survey of Port Chalmers for 'Surface Failure'. I decided it needed a rebuttal. In rhyme.
* fat cunts * To impugn a girl’s front is an odious stunt may it recoil on those who inscribe it. To proclaim such a thought defines one as naught and I’ll hate-fuck whoever has tried it. With rumoured dentition behind pink partitions we might hope for better behaviour but T’would give great satisfaction in the midst of the action to hear a perp scream for their saviour. |