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As a result of our abiding love for our own species and general unfailing generosity of spirit, these three terms have been creeping into our personal lexicon for some time now without the benefit of precise or specific definition. Therefore we will wander from the usual WINRK format in pursuit of clarity. After a good afternoon's worth of argument we have ranked the trio thusly in order of heinousness, although they all enjoy parity with the standard and wellbelov'd arsehole, which we still treasure.
Arsemonkey (n). Adult habitually engaged in an activity or practice deemed offensive/annoying/vexatious by their betters and usually possessing a pointlessness bearing direct relationship to its decibel rating and/or hazard. By virtue of their comprehensive bouquet of personal deficits, an Arsemonkey is commonly unaware of the dangers and annoyances posed both to themselves and others in the commission of their various nuisances and imagine themselves heroes of popular acclaim. Emblem/device: monster truck.
Arseclown (n). Adult habitually engaged in an activity or practice deemed offensive/annoying/vexatious by their betters and usually possessing a pointlessness bearing direct relationship to its decibel rating and/or hazard. By virtue of their partial array of personal deficits, an Arseclown is sometimes dimly congnizant of the dangers and annoyances posed both to themselves and others in the commission of their various nuisances, but anticipates impunity as well as imagining themselves heroes of popular acclaim. Emblem/device: jetski
Arsemonkey (n). Adult habitually engaged in an activity or practice deemed offensive/annoying/vexatious by their betters and usually possessing a pointlessness bearing direct relationship to its decibel rating and/or hazard. By virtue of their comprehensive bouquet of personal deficits, an Arsemonkey is commonly unaware of the dangers and annoyances posed both to themselves and others in the commission of their various nuisances and imagine themselves heroes of popular acclaim. Emblem/device: monster truck.
Arseclown (n). Adult habitually engaged in an activity or practice deemed offensive/annoying/vexatious by their betters and usually possessing a pointlessness bearing direct relationship to its decibel rating and/or hazard. By virtue of their partial array of personal deficits, an Arseclown is sometimes dimly congnizant of the dangers and annoyances posed both to themselves and others in the commission of their various nuisances, but anticipates impunity as well as imagining themselves heroes of popular acclaim. Emblem/device: jetski
| Arsehat (n). Adult habitually engaged in an activity or practice deemed offensive/annoying/vexatious by their betters and usually possessing a pointlessness bearing direct relationship to its decibel rating and/or hazard. With no meaningful intellectual deficits to restrict their perceptive capacities, an Arsehat may be deemed fully cognizant of the dangers and annoyances posed both to themselves and others in the commission of their various nuisances, expecting nothing as fickle as impunity and never imagining themselves heroes of popular acclaim for a single fucking moment. In fact, if you can discern between the aftorementioned categories and speak their varying truths, you can probably factor yourself in to this one right here. Emblem/device: skinny jeans. | 
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Don't know about you, but that's really cleared it up for us.
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